As you stare longingly at these green and red tartan print women's suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You're a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That's why you don't play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you've got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in these Xmas pattern pants, it's not hard to be a homewrecker.
Fit
True to size.
Features
Invisible side zipper
Side seam pockets
As you stare longingly at these green and red tartan print women's suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You're a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That's why you don't play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you've got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in these Xmas pattern pants, it's not hard to be a homewrecker.
Fit
True to size.
Features
Invisible side zipper
Side seam pockets